My Receipts Are Your Bills: How Boys Fund My Every Purchase

AKA, How To Spend Money Without Actually Spending Money

Note: I came down with a massive (still lingering) cold that turned into a cough just hours after I shot this video, so bear with me if I sound a little nasally

My receipts are your bills, boys.

Let that sink in for a second. I don’t pay for a single thing anymore.

Not coffee, not dinners, not clothes, not even the big-ticket stuff. My lifestyle is 100% covered, and has been for many years now.

It starts with the daily grind. All the little spends that add up fast. A quick lunch, gas to fuel my car, or a spontaneous shopping spree.

Every single one gets turned into a receipt, sent off, and poof—reimbursed in full.

The cash often flows back faster than I can spend it 

But those are just the little sends that Receipt Reimbursements take care of in my day to day life. 

Then there’s the heavy hitters.

My rent, my car payment, vacations, and a whole bunch of other fun, but unnecessary (and expensive) things that enrich my life.

That's where my debt contracts come into play. 

They are what keep the empire running.

That's how I can get sick with a nagging cold and stay in bed until noon and yet continue to make more money than someone working a 9-5.

And that feeling my little earthlings, is the best damn feeling in the world. 

And the best part? The game never stops.

Every swipe, every purchase, every little indulgence becomes another opportunity. Another opportunity and privilege for you.

I snap the receipt, whip it out, and watch it get reimbursed in real time.

It’s great to be a king.

So go ahead—ask me for a receipt.

Tell me what you want to cover next.

I’ve got plenty more where that came from, and I never even open my wallet.

- Master Eduardo